I’m thrilled that Charlie’s Angels is opening this weekend, not because I want to see the film mind you, but rather because it means I never have to see the god damned trailer for this movie ever again. Every week for the last two months, I’ve had to sit through the trailer for this and Ford v. Ferrari, but with both of those movies opening this weekend, it means smooth sailing for the rest of the moviegoing year—at least until Cats finally, mercifully comes out too.
The film’s premiere was quite a sexy gathering, but the film’s three stars—Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott, and Ella Balinska—definitely outshone the competish. Kristen was showing a hint of midriff in a sexy sparkly suit, while Naomi is looking absolutely stunning in all black. The two biggest stars of the flick are going to have to take a backseat in this particular competition to Ella Balinska, however, as this relative newcomer stole the event by showing the most skin of any of the stars by far.
Granted, none of this is going to get my ass in a movie theater this weekend, but who needs the movie when we’ve seen the trailer four dozen times and have these sexy pictures of the stars to keep u